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May 15th, 2014 - 6:31 pm § in Uncategorized

Caveman’s Bohemian Alsace-Lorraine Chicken recipe

Let’s see, what should I make for dinner? Ever ask yourself that question? I do every day. The next thing I do is check to see what ingredients I have on hand. (I bet you do that too.) Today it’s: a pound of chicken thighs, a can of cream of mushroom soup, a can of green […][...]

May 9th, 2014 - 11:42 am § in Uncategorized

Chapter 4: The Rootnet

“Sam, I think this car you sold me is out of alignment. “ “Why do you think that?” “It pulls hard to the right. “ This is what I get for stopping by the lot on my day off. There are no customers on Saturday; just people wanting to give you heat. Still, it’s less […][...]

May 3rd, 2014 - 12:24 pm § in Uncategorized

Ed:Chapter 3: The Colombian Ancestor part 3

    I have no idea what’s going on in his delusional little mind. The only voyage I’m taking is over to Bob’s farm and I don’t think there will be a return trip for my chubby little passenger. The only heavy lifting I plan on doing is when I hand this guy back over […][...]

April 29th, 2014 - 4:07 pm § in Uncategorized

Ed: Chapter 3: The Colombian Ancestor: Part 2

  I don’t think Ed could actually be involved with drug dealers, but his question does stir my curiosity. Let’s see if I can find out what’s on his leafy little mind.    “Dr. Gaspar’s mint crop has some sort of a connection to a Colombian plant. I’m thinking he may have borrowed a[...]

April 24th, 2014 - 1:48 pm § in Uncategorized

Chapter 3: The Colombian Ancestor

  I think I own the only car lot in Florida that is closed on the weekends. I figure if I can’t get the job done during the week, it’s not going to get done. I get a lot of complaints though. They usually go something like this: “Who do I complain to about your […][...]

April 19th, 2014 - 5:01 pm § in Uncategorized

Ed: Chapter 2 part 3

    The extinction of my species? This conversation sure turned dark in a hurry.  So much for a pleasant evening of sugar water and beer.   “I can’t wait to hear. Just let me grab my smokes and I’ll be right back.”   “Sam, have you ever wondered why you are addicted to nic[...]

April 18th, 2014 - 2:11 pm § in Uncategorized

Ed: Chapter 2 part 2

  She is right here in my sink? The only thing in my sink is 5 empty beer cans, some lettuce and one of Dr. Bob’s radishes. Specifically, one of Bob’s “bionic” radishes.  Can’t be. There is no way on God’s green Earth that my first internet date is a radish, bionic or otherwise. Someon[...]

April 16th, 2014 - 1:22 pm § in Uncategorized

Chapter 2: Ed

                                                   “Stressing out”? “I need some water and maybe a little dirt”? Obviously not the opening line I’d use. I haven’t even seen her profile yet and already this chick’s looking like White Roc[...]

April 10th, 2014 - 3:42 pm § in Uncategorized


This is the true story of how a used car salesman and a talking radish save the world from global warming. There are those who will doubt the validity of this tale, but as a veteran used car salesman myself, all I can say is, “Trust me.” Chapter 1 Hornblower’s Used Cars My name is [...]

September 2nd, 2013 - 9:21 am § in Uncategorized


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