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April 19th, 2014 - 5:01 pm § in Uncategorized

Ed: Chapter 2 part 3

    The extinction of my species? This conversation sure turned dark in a hurry.  So much for a pleasant evening of sugar water and beer.   “I can’t wait to hear. Just let me grab my smokes and I’ll be right back.”   “Sam, have you ever wondered why you are addicted to nic[...]

April 18th, 2014 - 2:11 pm § in Uncategorized

Ed: Chapter 2 part 2

  She is right here in my sink? The only thing in my sink is 5 empty beer cans, some lettuce and one of Dr. Bob’s radishes. Specifically, one of Bob’s “bionic” radishes.  Can’t be. There is no way on God’s green Earth that my first internet date is a radish, bionic or otherwise. Someon[...]

April 16th, 2014 - 1:22 pm § in Uncategorized

Chapter 2: Ed

                                                   “Stressing out”? “I need some water and maybe a little dirt”? Obviously not the opening line I’d use. I haven’t even seen her profile yet and already this chick’s looking like White Roc[...]

April 10th, 2014 - 3:42 pm § in Uncategorized


This is the true story of how a used car salesman and a talking radish save the world from global warming. There are those who will doubt the validity of this tale, but as a veteran used car salesman myself, all I can say is, “Trust me.” Chapter 1 Hornblower’s Used Cars My name is [...]

September 2nd, 2013 - 9:21 am § in Uncategorized


Here is a cool instructional video explaining what Geocaching is. Click Here[...]

July 26th, 2012 - 11:39 am § in Uncategorized

Primal Ham And Cheese Cucumber Sub

I don’t know where you live, but chances are it’s hot today. With this sandwich you will stay cool as a cucumber, maintain your primal lifestyle and walk away totally satisfied. Of course, you can make it Paleo by leaving off the cheese. But for me, a ham and cheese sub without the chees[...]

July 6th, 2012 - 2:03 pm § in Uncategorized

So…Why Did They Tear Down The South Post?

Six months into my Army career and other than shooting my Drill Sergeant in the head during basic training and narrowly escaping prison for harboring hippy protesters in the barracks, my life was pretty calm. I worked Monday through Friday in the Pentagon from 9:00 to 5:00 as a clerk typist. I sti[...]

June 21st, 2012 - 5:57 pm § in Uncategorized

These guys ended the Viet Nam war

I was the last guy to get drafted into the United States Army. Well, I can’t say for sure if I was the exact last one, but the draft ended the next day. After that it became a volunteer army. I can say one thing for sure though… I was less than thrilled. Now that I […][...]

June 18th, 2012 - 10:30 am § in Uncategorized

Winning Mega Millions Lottery Numbers

Have you ever forgotten to check your lottery numbers? As unlikely as it seems, every year millions of dollars go unclaimed. The Caveman is  here to give you a little help. Now, every Tuesday and Friday night he will text you the winning numbers immediately after the drawing. You’ll have the[...]

May 19th, 2012 - 5:39 pm § in Uncategorized

Planked Pizza Caveman Style

My daughter just moved back to Michigan from Colorado. New apartment, new job and in a few months a new baby. Very nice. She stopped by the other day and we were sitting out there on the deck enjoying the warm spring afternoon and a glass of iced tea when she asked, ” Hey dad, how is [&helli[...]