“I’m really full, but I can’t stop eating” Other than that comment the table was quiet. I glanced up and all I could see was the tops of their heads and their elbows. Perfect summer barbecue. When you come to my house you eat like a caveman. If it isn’t Paleo it’[...]
Archive for June, 2011
June 21st, 2011 - 4:11 pm § in Uncategorized
This Caveman Learns Something New Every Day
I like to learn something new every day. For example, the other day I learned that it takes 10,000 years to produce one inch of topsoil. A few days before that I learned how the term “piss poor” relates to the production of gun powder. Today I learned what baby rattlesnakes have in comm[...]
June 13th, 2011 - 12:23 pm § in Uncategorized
“Is Coffee Paleo?” The Old Used Car Guy Explains
In my 30 years as a used car salesman I figure I drank about 90,000 cups of coffee and smoked about 438,000 cigarettes. That’s enough coffee to fill a small lake and….get this…..if you layed all of those cigarettes end to end, they would go from Detroit to LA… AND BACK…[...]
June 8th, 2011 - 3:32 pm § in Uncategorized
The Old Used Car Guy
I think there comes a time in our lives when we come to grips with what and who we really are. For example, Sarah Palin will probably never be an American historian, but she might be president of the United States. (She could see Russia from her back yard, so a person with that good of vision sh[...]
June 4th, 2011 - 2:38 pm § in Uncategorized
Dukan Diet “Attack” Phase. How Long Before It Kills You?
A friend of mine recently went to her doctor and complained that no matter what she did, she couldn’t lose weight. Her doctor thought a minute and then replied, “Have you tried starvation?” Dr. Pierre Dukan is suing another diet guru, Dr. Jean-Michael Cohen, for alleging that the D[...]